| Fat catsThin cats
 Scrawny cats and
 Dim cats
 
 Brainy cats and
 Hairy cats
 Smooth ones
 Trim ones
 
 Dancing cats
 Prancing cats
 Progressively advancing cats
 Continually entrancing cats
 In every kind of play
 
 Fey cats
 Gay cats
 For ever in the way cats
 Night-time or day cats
 Always on display
 
 Posing cats
 Supposing cats
 Pat it on the nose cats
 Sink in deepest doze cats
 Dreaming their lives away
 
 One eye ever open cats
 For favour ever hoping cats
 To one side always sloping cats
 Which prowl the night away with the
 
 Roof-top and alley cats the
 Lolling, dilly-dally cats the
 Hill-top and the valley cats
 Which are caught up in the fray with the
 
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       | Fat cats
 Thin cats
 Scrawny cats and
 Dim cats the
 Rummage in the bin cats which
 Join this quaint array to the
 
 Silken-cushion sinking cats the
 Eating and the drinking cats the
 Pampered, polished, plushy cats the
 Lazy or the rushing cats the
 Owners always fussing cats
 Polite or quite disgusting cats
 Rumbustious or gushing cats and
 Those who’re led astray from the
 
 Great and noble family of
 Feline equanimity
 Imperious, mysterious
 Amusing or quite serious of
 Gargantuan proportions with the
 Most inflated notions of their
 Own quite great importance in
 The scheme of things to come
 
 From the strolling down the Strand cats to the
 Sing with celestial band cats the
 Sit on the Left Hand cats when
 It comes to Judgement Day will be
 
 A thin cat
 A fat cat an
 I know what I’m at cat there
 Will be no doubt of that, Cat,
 Your place awaits your whim
 
 So that when nine lives are over you’ll
 Be eternally in clover the
 Stay at home cat or a rover
 Never sink with feet of clay but
 
 Rise a glorious on high cat a
 Fearless ‘do or die’ cat
 Gregarious or shy cat
 Get up and walk your way. . .
 
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